01 January 2013

it's time i come clean

It being a new year and all, I feel like it's time for a confession. I like facial hair. On men. I think it's hot. I guess I also have to admit I've never kissed a guy with facial hair . . . that may change my perspective a bit. But if I'm just looking at it, admiring it, I think it's sweet. Most of the time. I do NOT condone nasty facial hair with food stuck in it or that's too sparse or that looks creepy. But I do like facial hair with a little personality.

Exhibit A:


Steve from Arthur Christmas. Can anyone do this with their face? I would love to see a Christmas tree goattee. Please. Jay Leno maybe?

Exhibit B:


Duck Dynasty. Okay, seriously, I'm confessing, right, so don't go crazy on me, but I really like these guys and their beards. Would I ever date one of them? No, I'm pretty sure the only one that's not married is Uncle Si. Would I date a guy with a beard like this? Probably not . . . maybe . . . I don't know . . . but these guys definitely have personality and so do their beards.

Please don't think I only like weird facial hair. I totally dig a scruffy look and appreciate short beards, goattees, and on rare occassions, the lone mustache. Maybe the two exhibits I showed today are somehow related to my weird penchant for the euro-mullet. I may need help.

Thanks for letting me come clean. I wanted to start 2013 right.

note: there is no connection between my love of facial hair and camoflauge clothing, it is purely happenstance that those two are both present in the images shared within this post.

1 comment:

brooke said...

Oh my gosh I had no idea. Now that I think about this a minute, though, I can totally see you with some guy with super dark hair who grows a 5 o' clock shadow by 11 am. Hmmm be on the lookout for that, okay?? And I would prefer not to have to be in family photos with one of the guys from Duck Dynasty, but if that's what makes you happy I guess I can reevaluate my prejudices.